Scott Adams
Scott Adams
Scott Raymond Adamsis an American cartoonist, creator of the Dilbert comic strip and the author of several nonfiction works of satire, commentary, business, and general speculation...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionCartoonist
Date of Birth8 June 1957
CityWindham, NY
CountryUnited States of America
death suicide disappear
You already barely exist. Disappearing entirely won't be that much of a change.
death suicide thinking
I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral.
death suicide skills
A matador is a guy who didn't have enough people skills to be promoted to serial killer.
death suicide hard-work
In case the rest of you missed it, the inspirational speech was: 'If you work hard, you can achieve great things. And then you die'.
death suicide serial-killer
Lately, the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor.
death suicide perfect
You might argue that my example is bad because Einstein is dead. But according to physicist Erwin Schrodinger, Einstein is neither dead nor alive until we dig him up and open the casket. If he's alive, he might want his brain back, which I understand is in a Ziplock bag in some guy's freezer. And this is a perfect example of why examples always distract from the main point.
death suicide festivals
He was deader than a shrunken head at a Hackey Sack festival.
death suicide violence
The human population is 90% gullible, violence-prone dipshits.
gadgets seemed
I used to be into gadgets but it just seemed gadgets got boring.
fallen floor gotten literally sound
I've literally gotten out of my chair, lain on the floor and fallen sound asleep,
favorite gadget home theatre
Dilbert's favorite gadget is his home theatre system.
against behind good line offense offensive run running rushed strong yards
Cordova's offense is very balanced. They have a strong offensive line and like to run first behind a real good ninth-grade running back. He rushed for over 200 yards against Parrish. Their quarterback can run and throw.
against behind good line offense offensive run running rushed strong yards
Cordova's offense is very balanced, ... They have a strong offensive line and like to run first behind a real good ninth-grade running back. He rushed for over 200 yards against Parrish. Their quarterback can run and throw.
bounce compete eventually exciting football good gotten level program state stay team top tradition
Cordova is a team with a good football tradition of state titles. They aren't going to stay down very long and will eventually bounce back. It's exciting that our program has gotten to the level where we can compete with other top programs.