Scott Adams
Scott Adams
Scott Raymond Adamsis an American cartoonist, creator of the Dilbert comic strip and the author of several nonfiction works of satire, commentary, business, and general speculation...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionCartoonist
Date of Birth8 June 1957
CityWindham, NY
CountryUnited States of America
death suicide disappear
You already barely exist. Disappearing entirely won't be that much of a change.
death suicide thinking
I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral.
death suicide skills
A matador is a guy who didn't have enough people skills to be promoted to serial killer.
death suicide hard-work
In case the rest of you missed it, the inspirational speech was: 'If you work hard, you can achieve great things. And then you die'.
death suicide serial-killer
Lately, the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor.
death suicide perfect
You might argue that my example is bad because Einstein is dead. But according to physicist Erwin Schrodinger, Einstein is neither dead nor alive until we dig him up and open the casket. If he's alive, he might want his brain back, which I understand is in a Ziplock bag in some guy's freezer. And this is a perfect example of why examples always distract from the main point.
death suicide festivals
He was deader than a shrunken head at a Hackey Sack festival.
death suicide violence
The human population is 90% gullible, violence-prone dipshits.
help knew needed regardless surgical
I knew from the get-go I was going to help out, regardless of what he needed, even if he needed surgical intervention, I knew I was going to help him out,
actual convinced
I'm not convinced that there is actual gluten in the fries.
cool great people smart time work
I've had a great time, ... I don't get to work with this many smart people all at the same time on one cool thing very often.
matter watching
No matter where you are, someone is going to be watching you.
matter smart spend
No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot.
faith loss randy
Not having Randy in the backfield is a loss but I have a lot of faith in Zach,