Scott Adams
Scott Adams
Scott Raymond Adamsis an American cartoonist, creator of the Dilbert comic strip and the author of several nonfiction works of satire, commentary, business, and general speculation...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionCartoonist
Date of Birth8 June 1957
CityWindham, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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Tyler Phillips will also get more carries this week. He has made some big chunks of yards this season when given the chance.
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It is a fairly centralized downtown location, central to the proposed condos. It won't necessarily be convenient for everybody, though. At the end of the day, somebody may have to get into his car to go grocery shopping.
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Most success springs from an obstacle or failure.
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In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car.
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Stem cells are like toenail clippings with a better career plan.
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I've always defined myself not as a cartoonist , but as an entrepreneur. That was true before I tried cartooning. I always imagined cartooning would be how I got my seed capital. I always thought my other businesses would be the less dominant part of my life.
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For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays.
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Caring about the quality of your work causes stress. Stress can kill you. Maintain good health by remembering that the stockholders are complete strangers who have never done anything for you.
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A rental car is basically an ashtray on wheels.
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It is better for your career to do nothing, than to do something and attract criticism.
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In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.
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I used to be into gadgets but it just seemed gadgets got boring.
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I've literally gotten out of my chair, lain on the floor and fallen sound asleep,
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Dilbert's favorite gadget is his home theatre system.