Ray Romano

Ray Romano
Raymond Albert "Ray" Romanois an American actor, stand-up comedian and screenwriter. He is best known for his role on the sitcom Everybody Loves Raymond, for which he received an Emmy Award, and as the voice of "Manny" in the Ice Age film series. He created and starred in the TNT comedy-drama Men of a Certain Age. From 2012 to 2015, Romano had a recurring role as Hank Rizzoli, a love interest of Sarah Braverman in Parenthood...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth21 December 1957
CityQueens, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity..
Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform..
My theory has always been that everyone in show business is there because they were deprived of some attention as a child.
Sex after one child shows down. After twins... ooh... I'll tell you what it is for us. I'll share it with you. Every three months. We don't plan it that way. That's just how it works out. It's the weirdest thing. You know what I do? Every time I have sex, the next day I pay my estimated tax. My quarterlies are due. If it's oral sex, I renew my driver's license.
When you wake up one day and say, "You know what? I don't think I ever need to sleep or have sex again." Congratulations, you're ready (to have children).
I wasn't really that informed about the two-year-old. Oh, I'd read about them, and occasionally I'd see documentaries on the Discovery Channel showing two-year-olds in the wild, where they belong..
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.
We see another chapter in his life, you know, not to give it away. But he goes to another place. And, of course, there's a lot of adventure and craziness.
We could send our money but we still feel we could contribute more.
I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell.
I wanted to do something different, but it's a weird transition you're making here. You're trying to get the audience to come with you.
We couldn't land right away there was a dog on the runway,
I'm a little different from the average dude because I'm on high-def TV now.
I feel very privileged that I am able to do something. All of us saw the images on TV and we said we can send money but we still wanted to contribute more.