Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Ada Driver, better known as Phyllis Diller, was an American stand-up comedian, actress, singer, dancer, and voice artist, best known for her eccentric stage persona, her self-deprecating humor, her wild hair and clothes, and her exaggerated, cackling laugh...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth17 July 1917
CityLima, OH
mother baby laughing
I got my first laugh when my mother entered me in a baby contest.
mother knees
All I ever learned at my mother's knee was what a bony knee looked like.
mother dream law
Mothers-in-law do not make good house pets. Once I had the most wonderful dream -- I dreamed that mothers-in-law cost money and I couldn't afford one.
mother law watches
I'd love to slit my mother-in-law's corsets and watch her spread to death.
mother husband law
My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband.
mother law coats
My mother-in-law buys her coats in a carper shop. She wears a 9x12.
mother inspiration hated
My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle
mother
All mothers are working mothers.
mother husband son
I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch."
mother long lines
I am descended from a very long line my mother once foolishly listened to.
inspirational mother pain
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
mother baby leaving
I was the world's ugliest baby. I have photos of my folks leaving the hospital with sacks over their heads... I asked my mother how to turn off the electric fan. She said 'Grab the blade!
mothers-day mom fathers-day
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.
funny mom mother
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.