Paul Lynde
Paul Lynde
Paul Edward Lynde was an American actor, voice artist, comedian and TV personality...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth13 June 1926
CityMount Vernon, OH
CountryUnited States of America
comedy belts whole
The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.
worst-moments comedy stage
It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage.
comedy realism believability
Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.
would-be half comedy
If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.
rooms world comedy
A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.
topics comedy conversation
Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.
dollar peter ten ticket traffic
Peter Marshall: In one state, you can deduct $5 from a traffic ticket if you show the officer...what?Paul Lynde: A ten dollar bill.
dad lying hate
Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.
beautiful wine antiques
I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.
ulcers
I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.
white kitchen tables
My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables,for that matter.
children thinking joy
As far as cookbooks go, I think Joy of Cooking is a classic. I've used it over and over again. Julia Child frustrates me. By the time you get all her herbs together, you're exhausted
hilarious cosmetics three
I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.
mother purses want
Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.