Oliver Herford
Oliver Herford
Oliver Herfordwas an American writer, artist and illustrator who has been called "The American Oscar Wilde". As a frequent contributor to The Mentor, Life, and Ladies' Home Journal, he sometimes signed his artwork as "O Herford". In 1906 he wrote and illustrated the Little Book of Bores. He also wrote short poems like "The Chimpanzee" and "The Hen", as well as writing and illustrating "The Rubaiyat of a Persian Kitten"and "Excuse It Please". His sister Beatrice Herford was also a...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionAuthor
CountryUnited States of America
Modesty is the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man s: She changes it more often.
The bubble winked at me and said,'You'll miss me brother, when you're dead'.
I sometimes think the Pussy-Willows grey Are Angel Kittens who have lost their way, And every Bulrush on the river bank A Cat-Tail from some lovely Cat astray.
Diplomacy: lying in state.
Actresses will happen in the best regulated families.
If some people got their rights they would complain of being deprived of their wrongs.
When I go abroad I always sail from Boston because it is such a pleasant place to get away from.
My wife has a whim of iron
Children, behold the Chimpanzee: He sits on the ancestral tree From which we sprang in ages gone.
Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
To babble is to make a feminine noise somewhat resembling the sound of a brook, but with less meaning.
A kiss is a course of procedure cunningly devised, for the mutual stopage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous.