Natasha Leggero
Natasha Leggero
Natasha Leggerois an Italian-American actress, comedienne and former frequent roundtable panelist on friend Chelsea Handler's late-night talk show Chelsea Lately...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth26 March 1974
CityRockford, IL
CountryUnited States of America
ideas absurd
The idea that you're supposed to do everything on your own is absurd. You can't.
funny sex humor
Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine.
needs walkers furious
I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but she needs a new Walker more than the 'Fast and Furious' franchise.
funny cousin humor
Your main contribution is spray painting your nickname on other people's things. And my cousin, who's a 'gangster', he's like, 'No, Tash, you don't understand; you throw a fat piece up there, that piece is yours.' I'm like, 'No one thinks you own Costco.'
funny humor
Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?
funny party humor
Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.
funny humor college
College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.
funny-love love-you love-is
Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.
funny humor relax
Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you.
photography teaching writing
James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing — is there anything you can do?