Michael Scott
Michael Scott
office wikipedia negotiation
Wikipedia is the best thing ever.
dream live-life office
An office is a place to... live life to the fullest. To the max. To... an office is a place where dreams come true.
opposites car office
Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-- no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make.
coffee office
Coffee is the great incentivizer in the office.
rip heart office
Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you are nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you, and that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And then... Then suddenly she's not your ho no mo'!
people office
The people that you work with are, when you get down to it, your very best friends.
diversity office racist
Abraham Lincoln once said that if you are a racist, I will attack you with the north. And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.
office fool-me-once three
Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice ... strike three.
kids dating office
Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and I have a great one. 'Little Kid Lover.' That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.
running-for-office needs enjoy
Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like a compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised.
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What the guys have learned is that whether you're preaching to one or 10,000, it really doesn't matter. That one person you touch may change the nation - could be the Billy Graham of Ethiopia.
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Our employees are very committed to the communities they serve and on their behalf, I want to sincerely thank our customers for their generosity. Food banks meet a critical need and we are pleased to help through this initiative.
deep dig hit hole ourselves outside tough
We have to hit our outside shots. To dig ourselves that deep of a hole makes it tough to get out.
american-activist marry
I am going to marry Fantasia. She just doesn't know it yet.