Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley
Mason Cooleywas an American aphorist known for his witty aphorisms. One of these such aphorisms Cooley developed was "The time I kill is killing me."...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
sports sex wrestling
Promiscuity turns sex into a sport, like arm-wrestling.
sports giving-up winning
The winner gives up his chance to be a good sport.
sports two cooking
Pornography and cooking shows have created two new spectator sports.
love sports fall
Falling in love is the right adventure for those who dislike sports and travel.
sports reading athlete
Reading about ethics is about as likely to improve one's behavior as reading about sports is to make one into an athlete.
sports murder-mysteries curiosity
Curiosity, easily frightened, takes refuge in puzzles, murder mysteries, and spectator sports.
I see what you mean, but I do not think what you think.
nice literature hobbies
Preserving tradition has become a nice hobby, like stamp collecting.
im-sorry sorry mistrust
Mistrust makes life difficult. Trust makes it risky.
art avant-garde care
Avant-garde art jousts with propriety, but takes care never to unseat it.
stories literature insult
Modern literature seduces with insults, riddles, and inside stories.
beginning-middle-and-end abandoned ends
The beginning, middle, and end are parodied, reversed, and hidden by modernism, but not abandoned.
modern paint depiction
Modern pictures banish depiction for interfering with the workings of paint.
freedom lateness late
Always late: thus I make you the prisoner of my freedom.