Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley
Mason Cooleywas an American aphorist known for his witty aphorisms. One of these such aphorisms Cooley developed was "The time I kill is killing me."...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
self needs charming
The self-righteous feel no need to be charming, and thus double their offensiveness.
sexy needs littles
To be sexy, nudes need a little underwear.
needs world
The world needs an enema.
life goldfish needs
A goldfish is reason enough for living, if someone needs a reason.
people needs knows
Listen to what people say about themselves; they will tell you everything you need to know.
needs prophecy fulfilled
To be fulfilled, a prophecy needs lots of flexibility.
arrogance privilege needs
The greater the privilege, the more hidden the arrogance. The Emperor of China need not exist.
trust needs need-you
I trust you because I need you.
talking doe needs
Your need to talk does not create in me a need to listen.
I see what you mean, but I do not think what you think.
nice literature hobbies
Preserving tradition has become a nice hobby, like stamp collecting.
im-sorry sorry mistrust
Mistrust makes life difficult. Trust makes it risky.
art avant-garde care
Avant-garde art jousts with propriety, but takes care never to unseat it.
stories literature insult
Modern literature seduces with insults, riddles, and inside stories.