Mason Cooley

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooleywas an American aphorist known for his witty aphorisms. One of these such aphorisms Cooley developed was "The time I kill is killing me."...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
museums history giving
A Museum of fetishes would give special attention to the history of underwear.
inspirational blind muse
The muse is blind as Cupid and skittish as Diana.
museums style parody
The grand style is available now only in old poems, museums, and parodies.
art inspire muse
The Muses inspire art and pretend not to notice when Mammon buys it.
poetry gaps muse
Rhyme and meter force gaps in meaning so the muse can enter.
museums quotation-marks mark
In the museums, everything is in quotation marks.
issues museums joining
Respectability is joining chastity in the museum of dead issues.
I see what you mean, but I do not think what you think.
nice literature hobbies
Preserving tradition has become a nice hobby, like stamp collecting.
im-sorry sorry mistrust
Mistrust makes life difficult. Trust makes it risky.
art avant-garde care
Avant-garde art jousts with propriety, but takes care never to unseat it.
stories literature insult
Modern literature seduces with insults, riddles, and inside stories.
beginning-middle-and-end abandoned ends
The beginning, middle, and end are parodied, reversed, and hidden by modernism, but not abandoned.
modern paint depiction
Modern pictures banish depiction for interfering with the workings of paint.