Mason Cooley

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooleywas an American aphorist known for his witty aphorisms. One of these such aphorisms Cooley developed was "The time I kill is killing me."...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
looks significant significance
You gave me a significant look, but significant of what?
looks glamour eloquent
Glamour looks eloquent but seldom talks.
animal looks pornography
The closeups of pornography make human genitals look like undiscovered prehistoric animals.
sympathy sorry looks
A sympathetic look always makes me feel sorry for myself.
looks appearance glances
In new situations, I look carefully at appearances. In familiar ones, I glance.
mirrors sorrow looks
When Medusa looks in the mirror, she sees the Lady of Sorrows.
happy sex looks
Blonds look angelic, but can (oh, happy!) be fleshy as well.
desire looks literature
The desire to create literature leads to frights, grunts, and coy looks.
truth looks ugly
The truth usually has a slightly ugly look.
lying eye looks
When lying to someone, look him straight in the eye.
retirement looks days-off
Street sign: Ho Hum Road & Easy Street In retirement, I look for days off from my days off.
talking looks clock
Great talkers do not stop for breath, and never look at the clock.
trust looks exit
Trust, but look for the exits.
I see what you mean, but I do not think what you think.