Mason Cooley

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooleywas an American aphorist known for his witty aphorisms. One of these such aphorisms Cooley developed was "The time I kill is killing me."...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
writing ifs
Shaw writes as if it were always midday.
guilty ifs
If you belong to the underclass, you are already guilty.
congratulations habit ifs
If success is a habit, it is a hard one to acquire.
stoicism behavior ifs
What's the good of being stoical if nobody notices?
success currents ifs
If the current is right, one can drift to success.
wit folly ifs
If folly disappeared, wit would starve.
action ifs knows
Do as you like--if you know what it is.
death ifs around-the-corner
Death is just around the corner. If only it would stay there.
reading found ifs
If I had found the words I was looking for, I would not have read so much.
truth ifs unwelcome
If you corner me, you are going to hear some unwelcome truths.
hate beggar ifs
If beggars do not hate the rest of us, they are even more abject than I had imagined.
problem ifs
If a problem is insoluble, it is Necessity. Leave it alone.
I see what you mean, but I do not think what you think.
nice literature hobbies
Preserving tradition has become a nice hobby, like stamp collecting.