Mason Cooley

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooleywas an American aphorist known for his witty aphorisms. One of these such aphorisms Cooley developed was "The time I kill is killing me."...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
age thank-god cuisine
Thank God for the passing of the discomforts and vile cuisine of the age of chivalry!
god men
Man invented the gods. Then the gods went off on their own, but not far.
passion olympian-gods dies
The Olympian gods cannot have grand passions because they cannot die.
god power virtue
Power makes gods. Virtue makes martyrs.
god people suffering
People invent gods to explain their suffering.
god exit knowing-god
I know God exits, but I don't know where.
god way may
God may be a human creation, but He goes His way, not ours.
god covenant please
God makes the covenant, and observes it as He pleases.
god sex replaced
God has replaced sex as the unmentionable.
god men humanity
God improvises. Man systematizes.
god humanity forget
To postpone unpleasantness is human; to forget it is divine.
I see what you mean, but I do not think what you think.
nice literature hobbies
Preserving tradition has become a nice hobby, like stamp collecting.
im-sorry sorry mistrust
Mistrust makes life difficult. Trust makes it risky.