Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley
Mason Cooleywas an American aphorist known for his witty aphorisms. One of these such aphorisms Cooley developed was "The time I kill is killing me."...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
funeral gone prove
Funerals prove that someone is really gone.
disappointment funny-friend laughing
Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused.
funny-relationship talking cheerful
Nothing is more cheerful than talking about our friends' shortcomings.
birthday fall funeral
Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends.
funny laughing would-be
A laughing Lear would be monstrous. Not so a laughing Romeo and Juliet.
fun vices virtue
Vice is a dreary business. And virtue is not a lot of fun, either.
fun broken age
The young break rules for fun. The old for profit.
funny country cities
City wits, country humorists.
money fun budgets
A budget takes the fun out of money.
friendship sex funny-friend
Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex minus reason
art fun lying
Lying just for the fun of it is either art or pathology.
funny blessing boredom
Even boredom has its crises.
I see what you mean, but I do not think what you think.
nice literature hobbies
Preserving tradition has become a nice hobby, like stamp collecting.