Mark Twain

Mark Twain
Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer. Among his novels are The Adventures of Tom Sawyerand its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, the latter often called "The Great American Novel"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth30 November 1835
CountryUnited States of America
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Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.
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Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
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The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work.
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Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.
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What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.
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I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
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Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.
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Demagogue--a vessel containing beer and other liquids.
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The house was as empty as a beer closet in a premises where painters have been at work.
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What's the use you learning to do right, when it's troublesome to do right and ain't no trouble to do wrong, and the wages is just the same?
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When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama
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When a man is known to have no settled convictions of his own he can't convict other people
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The statue that advertises its modesty with a fig leaf really brings its modesty under suspicion
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The so-called Christian nations are the most enlightened and progressive, but in spite of their religion, not because of it