Laura Kightlinger
Laura Kightlinger
Laura Kightlinger is an American actress, comedian and writer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionScreenwriter
Date of Birth13 June 1969
CountryUnited States of America
razors anything-can-happen happens
Anything can happen with a razor.
everything-happens-for-a-reason insightful lame
The thing that amazes me about getting fired is that nobody ever has anything insightful to say about it. They always say the same thing. They always say, 'Everything happens for a reason.' As lame as that sounds, I guess it’s better to hear it out loud. Because when you hear it in your own head, it sounds like, 'Anything can happen with a razor.
ceiling fists love parking punching
I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.
bad marriage
I guess I just feel bad that I'm still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now.
drinking beer thinking
I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.
mean sleep night
I mean, sleeping with the same woman, night after night. Boring!
rejection feels petrol
I always feel like rejection is my petrol. That's what keeps me going.
next broke bits
I'm all over the place, and I consider myself a bit of a scrounger: 'What will I do next, so I'm not broke?
feminist negative connotation
Women can really be who they are. I'm about to say the F word, feminist. Often that word has such a negative connotation.
mistake feel-good trying
We've all made mistakes that are similar in just trying to get by or make some money or feel good about ourselves.
might hiding
I have to find work wherever it might be hiding.
sleep men goal
I really detest movies like 'Indecent Proposal' and 'Pretty Woman' because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal and really that's such a small part of it.
funny-relationship bad-marriage should
I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.
lost-love space ceilings
I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.