Kevin Nealon

Kevin Nealon
Kevin Nealonis an American actor and comedian, best known as a cast member on Saturday Night Live from 1986 to 1995, acting in several of the Happy Madison films, for playing Doug Wilson on the Showtime series Weeds, and providing the voice of the title character, Glenn Martin, on Glenn Martin, DDS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth18 November 1953
CitySt. Louis, MO
CountryUnited States of America
writing people style
When I was very young, I didn't really write my own material. I just memorized other peoples' jokes. Established comics, like Stanley Myron Handelman and people like that. And then, for every comic, you develop your own style after a while.
people knack disappointing
Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing.
night would-be comedy
Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I didn't do impressions. I was a stand-up.
two people target
Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.
workers disgruntled
Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled.
girl school names
I remember the first date I ever went out on. It was in high school. Her name was Marguerite. She was kind of a heavyset girl... I took her out on one date. We went out for dinner and a movie and a dinner.
girlfriend real thinking
I played a security guard, and I think it was in the State Department. This was my first acting role, really, and I remember rehearsing it on the couch with my girlfriend at the time. I had a real problem with saying the word "incendiary." Most of my rehearsal was spent on pronouncing the word "incendiary."
funny baby laughter
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
kids thinking years
I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak fluent Spanish.
strong wind nyc
Breaking News: Winds so strong in NYC The Statue of Liberty's gown just blew off!
school europe two
I never really got into marketing. I went to school for it, but never pursued it once I got out. Instead, I went to Europe for about two months, just traveling around in youth hostels and Eurail trains with my friends.