Karl Pilkington
Karl Pilkington
Karl Pilkingtonis an English television presenter, author, actor and former radio producer. He gained prominence as the producer of Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant's radio programme on XFM. He appeared on The Ricky Gervais Show, presented the Sky travel comedy series An Idiot Abroad, and made his full acting debuton Gervais' 2012 comedy-drama series Derek. Pilkington is a co-founder, along with Gervais and Merchant, of RiSK Productions, a television production company. Pilkington currently stars in the Sky 1 travel documentary...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth23 September 1972
CityManchester, England
If you can't do it, don't do it.
If you haven't got eyes, you shouldn't have wings
By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
You can only talk rubbish if you're aware of knowledge.
If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?
If Dracula can’t see his reflection, how come his parting’s always neat?
If you are living the dream, how do you know if you are asleep or awake?
If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
It's no good operating on eyes if your eyes are asleep
The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
Getting old is better than being young. You can do what you want to do.