Josh Billings
Josh Billings
Josh Billings was the pen name of 19th-century American humorist Henry Wheeler Shaw. He was a famous humor writer and lecturer in the United States, perhaps second only to Mark Twain, during the latter half of the 19th century...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth21 April 1818
CityLanesborough, MA
CountryUnited States of America
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Live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so
borrow debt money within
Always live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so.
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I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money.
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It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.
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You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.
follies man
Every man has his follies -- and often they are the most interesting thing he had got.
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When a man loses his health, then he first begins to take good care of it
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I don't care how much a person talks, if they only say it in a few words.
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One of rarest things that a man ever does is to do the best he can.
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One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.
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Never work before breakfast. If you have to work before breakfast, get your breakfast first.
good poor solitude stay
Solitude: A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay
charms hath music savage soothe
Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first
depends life man stuff whether
Life is a grindstone, and whether it grinds a man down or polishes him up depends on the stuff he's made of