Josh Billings
Josh Billings
Josh Billings was the pen name of 19th-century American humorist Henry Wheeler Shaw. He was a famous humor writer and lecturer in the United States, perhaps second only to Mark Twain, during the latter half of the 19th century...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth21 April 1818
CityLanesborough, MA
CountryUnited States of America
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The man who gets bit twice by the same dog is better adapted for that kind of business than any other.
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Silence is one of the hardest kind of arguments to refute. There is no good substitute for wisdom; but silence is the best that has yet been discovered.
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Poverty is one of them kind of misfortunes that we all of us dread but none of us pity.
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When a man loses his health, then he first begins to take good care of it
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I've never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else
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Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed
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Every man has his follies -- and often they are the most interesting thing he had got.
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Contentment is a kind of moral laziness; if thare want ennything but contentment in his world, man wouldn't be any more of a success than an angleworm is
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Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.
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Don't mistake pleasures for happiness. They are a different breed of dog.
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Credit is like chastity, they can both stand temptation better than suspicion
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There's lots of people who spend so much time watching their health, they haven't got time to enjoy it.
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We hate those who will not take our advice and despise those who do
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Live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so