Josh Billings
Josh Billings
Josh Billings was the pen name of 19th-century American humorist Henry Wheeler Shaw. He was a famous humor writer and lecturer in the United States, perhaps second only to Mark Twain, during the latter half of the 19th century...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth21 April 1818
CityLanesborough, MA
CountryUnited States of America
american-comedian animals dog earth loves
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
dog curse
The dog that will follow everbody ain't worth a curse.
dog men kind
The man who gets bit twice by the same dog is better adapted for that kind of business than any other.
running dog men
A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that's lost-he smells everybody he meets, and wags himself all over.
love friendship dog
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
dog play pups
A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.
happiness happy dog
Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs.
dog tails world
In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit--the wag of a dog's tail.
dog children water
Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland.
dog lying bulldogs
I never question a success, any more than I do the right of a bulldog to lie in his own gateway.
inspirational funny dog
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
begins care good loses man
When a man loses his health, then he first begins to take good care of it
hundred known remarkable
I've never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else
cologne flattery swallowed
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed