Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson
John William "Johnny" Carsonwas an American television talk show host and comedian, best known for his 30 years as host of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. Carson received six Emmy Awards, the Governor's Award, and a 1985 Peabody Award. He was inducted into the Television Academy Hall of Fame in 1987. Johnny Carson was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 1992 and received a Kennedy Center Honor in 1993...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth23 October 1925
CountryUnited States of America
It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself."
The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
Happiness is sitting down to watch some slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out that he spent two weeks in a nudist colony.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.