John Oliver
John Oliver
John William Oliver is an English comedian, political commentator, television host, and occasional actor. He is widely known in the United States for hosting HBO's Last Week Tonight with John Oliver and for his work on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. He co-hosted the satirical comedy podcast The Bugle and hosted John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show on Comedy Central...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth23 April 1977
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Full throttle -- like something was wrong and he was trying to get out of here quick. He came out in reverse, barreled across the street and curbs and came up through the yard like he is now. (He) started spinning his tires. A whole bunch of smoke and then the tires caught fire.
trying dignity ends
When you do stand-up, you're just concerned with trying to leave with some semblance of human dignity at the end of your performance.
ideas interesting trying
You just try to be true to your idea of what is funny and what is also interesting.
trying actors authority
I'm not really much of an actor, so when I started on 'The Daily Show', I was just trying to adopt the faux authority of a newsperson.
media humanity trying
The British media is sinking down, as the American news media has lowered the bar for all of humanity. British news media is definitely trying to stoop down to that level. Everyone is stooping to the lowest common denominator.
home knowing trying
I feel more at home knowing I'm not really at home. It takes all the pressure off you trying to fit in!
assets position secured
We're very comfortable with our position here. We're comfortable with the secured assets that underlie those assets.
asked good jon yes
I've said yes to everything that Jon Stewart has asked me to do. That's been a pretty good career decision, I think.
finished people regarding
People really have come for a dialogue when they go to a stand-up show in the U.K. They say, 'I understand that you have now finished your little comedy monologue; now I have something to say regarding what I've just heard.
I would never heckle someone. That's why I think I'm so interested in someone that would.
confident quite time
You have to do stand-up quite a long time before you learn how to do it well. It was probably years before I was confident enough in stand-up that I was able to talk about the things I wanted to talk about, the way I wanted to talk about them.
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You have to do stand-up quite a long time before you learn how to do it well.
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If we're all going to count on universal service at reasonable rates, the Postal Service has to change with the times.
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Most stand-ups, once they have done it, think of it as their default job. I'm pretty sure Jon Stewart still feels that way now. You are a stand-up first; other things come and go.