John Cleese

John Cleese
John Marwood Cleeseis an English actor, comedian, writer, and film producer. He achieved success at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe and as a scriptwriter and performer on The Frost Report. In the late 1960s, he co-founded Monty Python, the comedy troupe responsible for the sketch show Monty Python's Flying Circus and the four Monty Python films: And Now for Something Completely Different, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Life of Brian and The Meaning of Life...
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionActor
Date of Birth27 October 1939
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Manuel will show you to your rooms - if you're lucky.
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years ago we would have been burned for this. Now what I am suggesting is that we've advanced.
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A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed.
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I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
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Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies
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When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well.
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The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.
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You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.
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There's so many good people producing wine now, ... It's just amazing. There's so much on the shelves. You don't have to go buy those overpriced wines.
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At the start, Connie wrote the Polly and Sybil roles, and she and I wrote Basil together,
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Don't let anyone tell you what you ought to like, ... Some wines that some experts think are absolutely exquisite don't appeal to me at all.
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Still trying to run a hotel and getting it wrong,
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It's exactly the same territory, and it's a complete coincidence.
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It's a catchy tune. Hopefully you'll be hearing it on a football terrace near you, very, very soon.