Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
Joseph James "Joe" Roganis an American stand-up comedian, actor, sports commentator, and television and podcast host. Born in New Jersey, Rogan learned martial arts as a teenager, earning a black belt in Taekwondo where he became a US champion. A fan of comedy, he started his stand-up comedy career in 1988 in the Boston area and has since recorded several albums and specials...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth11 August 1967
CountryUnited States of America
my-best-friend way treats
My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.
trying answers way
I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.
acting way retarded
The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.
reality way ridiculous
Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.
writing tonight way
I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.
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I believe that we're doing the right thing. The press doesn't agree with the president on these things. The people I speak to assure me he is doing the right thing.
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People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.
becomes comedy denying guy huge jokes known looking problem stealing thieves
I've known that guy for over 10 years, and he's been stealing jokes and denying it from Day One, ... Joke thieves are a huge problem in the stand-up comedy community, and every now and then one of them becomes successful. That's what you're looking at here with 'Carlos.'
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has paid him so well, he's hired a camera crew to follow him around on tour. The edited results appear on his website (JoeRogan.net) in regular installments called the ''JoeShow.
thinking height
I'm afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.
annoyed trying annoying
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
smell mars ass
You could smell my ass from mars.
fall people
People love to see people fall.
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There's a confidence and a mental toughness that comes from the very highest level of competition, whatever the sport is. Whether it's boxing or wrestling, or whatever.