Joe E. Lewis
Joe E. Lewis
Joe E. Lewis, born Joseph Klewan in New York City, was an American comedian and singer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
CountryUnited States of America
drinking ice alcohol
I always wake up at the crack of ice.
beer swim drink
If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.
drinking doctors great-alcohol
I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.
drinking forget drink
I drink to forget I drink.
drinking dirty scotch-whisky
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.
drinking beer loss
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.
funny drinking beer
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
drink amount
I don’t drink anymore - just the same amount.
man money poverty-and-the-poor
Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.
friends-or-friendship man
If you want to make a dangerous man your friend, let him do you a favor.
american-comedian asks whenever
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.
work
You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.
men maturity feet
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
friendship pests needs
Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.