Quotes by 'Joe E. Lewis'

Joe E. Lewis

Joe E. Lewis, born Joseph Klewan in New York City, was an American comedian and singer...

drinking ice alcohol

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

men drunk alcohol

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

drinking doctors great-alcohol

I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.

men alcohol next

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.

drunk people alcohol

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

man money poverty-and-the-poor

Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

friends-or-friendship man

If you want to make a dangerous man your friend, let him do you a favor.

american-comedian asks whenever

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.

work

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.

men maturity feet

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.

friendship pests needs

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

people genius right-time

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.

money believe boys

Boys, I have been rich and I have been poor, and believe me being rich is better.

girl remember chasing

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.