Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
fashion years ugly
I wear the midi because I feel if you're going to look ugly, you may as well look this year's ugly.
memorable years needs
I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.
mother years eggs
A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year - and has yet to receive a Mother's Day card from one of them.
girl men years
Remember a few years ago when they left Bea Arthur out of the death reel at the Oscars? Bea Arthur! How did they leave Bea Arthur out? She was in Mame; she was in All in the Family; she was in Maude; she was a Golden Girl, for God's sake! Bea was not only one of Hollywood's leading ladies, she was one of Hollywood's leading men!
doors years car
When you first get married, they open the car door for you. Eighteen years now...once he opened the car door for me in the last four years - we were on the freeway at the time.
thinking years today
Since I met him ten years ago there hasn't been a day that I didn't think of George Burns. And I didn't think of him again today.
years age old-age
old age' is always ten years more than we are.
years als pounds
Al Roker said I am 80 years 'young'; it's like saying Al Roker is 320 pounds 'thin'.
team makeup years
I am definitely going to watch the Emmys this year! My makeup team is nominated for “Best Special Effects.”
dog years two
A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't want to go through menopause again.
men years age
When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.
funny years lucky
Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
favorite food seconds
Is she fat? Her favorite food is seconds
affair age heart talk
Dont talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!