Jimmy Carr
Jimmy Carr
James Anthony Patrick "Jimmy" Carris an English stand-up comedian, television host and actor, known for his signature laugh, deadpan delivery, dark humour, and use of edgy one-liners. He is also a writer, actor, and presenter of radio and television. Carr moved to a career in comedy in 2000 and has become a successful comedian. After becoming established as a stand-up comedian, Carr began to appear in a number of Channel 4 television shows, becoming the host of the panel show...
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth15 September 1972
Saying that you don't believe in magic but do believe in god is a bit like saying you don't have sex with dogs, except labradors.
I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26.
My mum told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I'd ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying "Can I have a new bike?". He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.
Remember to never answer a phone during sex, even if you hilariously answer with 'I can't talk now, I'm going into a tunnel'.
Boxers don't have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other...
Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
Who doesn't wear M&S underwear? They've been 'supporting' me for years and now I'm glad I've got a suit to wear as well. Marks & Spencer is a great British institution and I am very happy to be associated with it.
We need to create a niche different from the NCAA. The NAIA is about students first, about their education.
fans have been writing in asking why the show hasn't made a return. Bosses felt it was the right time.
They say the people most affected by the credit crunch are pensioners - well, let go of the handbag then, Nanna.
Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, but in a properly big and important way. My perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee.
I like to write a joke without any fat on it. The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically.
Let's face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine.
I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it.