Jim Norton
Jim Norton
funny humor looks
That looks like something out of the dumpster of planned parenthood.
funny humor rifles
I couldn't get laid with a sitcom and a rifle.
funny baby humor
I hope you have a miscarriage on a Walmart floor and have the baby's room already decorated.
funny sex humor
You have the sex appeal of Norman Fell.
funny humor periods
No periods. If you sneeze, the carpet's ruined.
funny humor interesting
That's an interesting accent you got there. Are you from stroke-victim?
funny hate humor
I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids.
funny humor college
What a coincidence, they both go to College and I'm a rapist!
funny silly humor
Two men spit in their hands, help each other out, then laugh about it later. Just to be silly.
funny humor tragedy
There's a trench coat and a tragedy in your future.
funny grateful humor
You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living.
funny humor aids
I had AIDS, but I beat it with Advil.
funny humor hug
I'd rather hug Magic Johnson after he rolled around in barbed wire.
funny running humor
I had a three year relationship end. Ever have somebody just freak out on you in a relationship? Things are going great. After three years she wants to run out and find a guy that doesn't hit her.