Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld
Jerome Allen "Jerry" Seinfeld is an American comedian, actor, director, writer, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth29 April 1954
CityBrooklyn, NY
CountryUnited States of America
drop life mind suits
As a comedian, I found this thing, this profession, that suits my mind and life force. To drop it to do something else? I just don't get that.
front funny goal life mission ongoing simply
Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it's my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers.
comic lifelong ready
Everything is in how you are going to handle it. As a lifelong nightclub comic, I'm ready to handle whatever I have to handle.
thinking hair life-is
Life is truly a ride. We're all strapped in and no one can stop it.... I think that the most you can hope for at the end of life is that your hair's messed, you're out of breath, and you didn't throw up.
shallow more-to-life obvious
There's more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations.
life goal completing
There is nothing more rewarding than completing a goal you have set for yourself.
blessing life-is torture
Your blessing in life is when you find the torture you're comfortable with.
hurt life-lesson kids
I'll tell you one of the great activities is skateboarding. To learn to do a skateboard trick, how many times do you gotta get something wrong til you get it right? ...And you hurt yourself, and you learn to do that trick, now you got a life lesson. Every time I see those skateboard kids, I think 'those kids'll be alright.'
smart helping lifestyle
There are many things you can point to as proof that the human is not smart. But my personal favorite would have to be that we needed to invent the helmet. What was happening, apparently, was that we were involved in a lot of activities that were cracking our heads. We chose not to avoid doing those activities but, instead, to come up with some sort of device to help us enjoy our head-cracking lifestyles.
baby funny-life mistake
Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.
moving life-is-good movement
To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.
life sarcastic travel
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
comedic energy happening holds intense scene strong tried
The show had an intense comedic energy that you do not find on other shows. There's an intense comedic scene happening all the time, and that's the way we tried to make them, really packed, tight, strong ? and that just holds the audience.
article china clothing club equivalent expensive lost mall side since west
The article said that since the Upper West Side lost Charivari (an expensive clothing retailer) and the China Club (a nightspot), it's equivalent to 'a mall in Iowa,'