Jeremy Hardy
Jeremy Hardy
Jeremy James Hardyis a British comedian...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth17 July 1961
ageing spencer tracy
I think ageing suits me because I was born old, like Spencer Tracy or Dolly the Sheep.
descendant might report school sir
My maternal grandmother had what might be described in a school report as a 'lively imagination.' She told us that she was a direct descendant of Sir Christopher Wren.
past hypocrisy way
The only way you can ever accuse a Conservative of hypocrisy is if they walk past a homeless person without kicking him in the face.
personality lists needs
The need to compile lists is a personality disorder, as is the need to assert the superiority of some things over other things.
ideas practice theory
Capitalism is a great idea in theory, but in practice it just doesn't work.
mother war father
You can inherit male-pattern baldness from your mother's father, but not a tendency to fight in the First World War.
would-be vote shots
If you just took everyone in the BNP and everyone who votes for them and shot them in the back of the head, there would be a brighter future for us all.
photograph britain northern-ireland
Northern Ireland is part of Ireland, not Britain, as can clearly be seen from aerial photographs.
cheer people lasts
Why don't people just accept that life is sad and cheer up? After all, it's not going to last for ever.
children war party
The Afghan War has clearly reached a stage similar to that moment at your child's party where you realise you've forgotten to give the other parents a pick up time.
people done harm
Most harm is done by people who are awake.
daughter pairs eleven
My daughter wanted a new pair of trainers. I told her You're eleven, make your own!
judgemental body arms
All socialists have bad backs because we slouch — except when we're watching the news when we sit on the edge of our seats, shout, and wave our arms. Generally we sit hunched, arms crossed in a judgemental way, the whole of our bodies pulled into a frown.
mean people village
It seems a shallow observation, but... the Tory Conference are not an attractive lot, are they? I mean, if all those people were born in the same village, you'd blame pollution, wouldn't you?