Jeff Richards
Jeff Richards
Jeffrey Hanson "Jeff" Richards is an American actor, stand-up comedian and impressionist. Richards has the distinction of being the first person ever to be a cast member on both Saturday Night Liveand its rival sketch show, MADtv. He is perhaps best known for his frequent SNL character "Drunk Girl"...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth21 October 1974
almost delays island visiting
I've been visiting this island for almost 20 years, so I'm used to the traffic. I don't know how long delays are going to be, but it won't keep me from the island.
few game intensity last needed needs
Santi needs that goal. He has the skill. We needed that. The intensity would have jumped back up. I thought we would have had some momentum. If we got that, it would have been a different game in the last few minutes.
again beat chance early game good team win
We really want to win that (tournament), not only because it would be good for us but because Ann Arbor Huron is a team that beat us early in the year, and we thought it was a game where we could have won. ... We want to play them again and have a chance to win.
carry fired hope kids played plus stepped turning valley wednesday
I think (Monday) was the turning point. The kids stepped up and played tough. I hope that will carry over to Wednesday night. Our kids are fired up, plus it's a Valley game.
boring education helpful
I don't think it's helpful to education, but it's one way to get through a boring lecture.
ball coming falling goal high kick moved needed played playing spot start teams
I don't know why we keep coming out flat. We spot teams one goal and then we start to play. We played a little too much kick ball. It's not the way we were playing the other day. For some reason, we keep falling back into this kick ball stuff. Midland High moved the ball the way we needed to.
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CEOs must personally involve themselves in security and privacy. I think legislation in this case should be generally a last resort.
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We want to get ahead of this development and start looking at the connections between issues.
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To achieve an intelligent and secure supply chain, our customers must be able to receive electronic pedigrees from their suppliers and transmit pedigrees to their customers.
beat playing season seems valley wrapped
We're not playing for the Valley (title) anymore. It seems like that's going to be wrapped up by Midland. We're playing for districts. We're playing to beat Midland in the districts, and we're playing for the end of the season right now.
improving
We didn't get a lot of shots. We are improving every day, though.
against beginning chance games group learn playing ranked record teams top tough
I told the guys, 'Our record doesn't show how we're playing as a team.' We had all of our tough games against top teams that are ranked at the beginning of the year. ... We didn't have the chance to learn to play as a group offensively.
ball boot call foot high kids next talented weird
It was a very pretty goal. They've got some very talented kids with foot skills. ... We like to call that the 'Midland High long ball,' because historically (Midland) will boot one long ball down the field, and one weird thing will happen, and ... the next thing you know, you're down 1-0.
final job middle nice plugging third
They did a nice job of plugging up the middle when we got down in the final third (of the field),