Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeffrey Marshall "Jeff" Foxworthyis an American stand-up comedian, actor, television and radio personality, author, and voice artist. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White. Known for his "You might be a redneck" one-liners, Foxworthy has released six major-label comedy albums. His first two albums were each certified 3× Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has written several books based...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 September 1958
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
I think with a comedian, when you get to the point of a greatest hits, it's kind of an acknowledgment that you've been doing stand-up a long time, which not very many people do.
I'm very lucky in that I've gotten to do a lot of things. But if you ever put a gun to my head and said, "You can only do one," I'd think it would be stand-up. I think it's the coolest job in the world.
If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck
If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.
It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.
You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck
You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.
When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.
If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck
You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.
You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
Please don't get me wrong here. I'm not making fun of old people. In fact I think that's the goal of everybody here tonite. We all want to be an old person someday.
You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.