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fun husband love woman
A woman who has made fun of her husband can love him no more
funny nature stupid
Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.
funny marriage witty
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
funny money tired
To kill a relative of whom you are tired is something. But to inherit his property afterwards, that is genuine pleasure.
marriage husband fun
Squeeze marriage as much as you like, you will never extract anything from it but fun for bachelors and boredom for husbands.
funny dog house
When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary.
funny marriage witty
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
funny-love first-love love-is
First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint the second time.
came giant power thus
And thus Bureaucracy, the giant power wielded by pygmies, came into the world
bad believe hear
Believe anything you hear about the world; nothing is too impossibly bad
Vocations which we wanted to pursue, and didn't, bleed, like colors, on the whole of our existence.
hatred inspires pity weakness
Hatred is a tonic, it makes one live, it inspires vengeance; but pity kills, it makes our weakness weaker.
loaf science
To loaf is a science, to loaf is to live
desk laughing legal money night owner risks
I am laughing to think what risks you take to try to find money in a desk by night where the legal owner can never find any by day.