Homer
Homer
Homeris best known as the author of the Iliad and the Odyssey. He was believed by the ancient Greeks to have been the first and greatest of the epic poets. Author of the first known literature of Europe, he is central to the Western canon...
NationalityGreek
ProfessionPoet
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Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.
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The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
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I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is -- and it's me.
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The strong must protect the sweet.
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I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God.
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Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria.
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If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.
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When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. THEY'RE ON TV!
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Pffft, English. Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
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Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow
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But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman!
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If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.
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Homer no function beer well without.
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Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!