Homer
Homer
Homeris best known as the author of the Iliad and the Odyssey. He was believed by the ancient Greeks to have been the first and greatest of the epic poets. Author of the first known literature of Europe, he is central to the Western canon...
NationalityGreek
ProfessionPoet
beer weakness achilles
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.
mother beer smell
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
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Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.
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When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. THEY'RE ON TV!
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The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.
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From now on walking is my beer and feeling good is my hangover.
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Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.
beer tvs
No TV and no beer makes Homer something something.
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When I was seventeen I drank some very good beer I drank some very good beer I purchased With a fake ID My name was Brian McGee I stayed up listening to Queen When I was seventeen
beer ale funny-simpsons
Homer no function beer well without.
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We really abide by the federal guidelines that students' work-study jobs should be meaningful, worthwhile positions for them from an academic perspective, ... We've never really felt that dining hall jobs have served them in an academic way.
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Most students, by the time they've been here for a year or two, figure out that you get an awful lot from a job, and no matter how affluent your family is, you still need a few things to put on your resume before you graduate,
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My friend should honor him who honors me.
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There is nothing more admirable than two people who see eye-to-eye keeping house as man and wife, confounding their enemies, and delighting thier friends.