Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland
Helen Rowlandwas an American journalist and humorist. For many years she wrote a column in the New York World newspaper called Reflections of a Bachelor Girl. Many of her pithy insights from these columns were published in book form, including Reflections of a Bachelor Girl, The Rubáiyát of a Bachelor, and A Guide to Men...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
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A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
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After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.
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Verily, the best of husbands hath many raw edges, and many unnecessary pleats in his temper, and many wrinkles in his disposition, which must be removed.
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There are many times where a woman would gladly drop her husband if she did not feel morally certain that some other woman would come right along and pick him up.
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Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief.
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Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
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When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one.
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When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one
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Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them
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Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
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Love, like a chicken salad a restaurant has, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.
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One man's folly is often another man's wife.
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There are two kinds of men -- dead and deadly.
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To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning, but to a man it is the beginning of the end.