Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
Did I ever tell you how I shot a wild elephant in my pyjamas? How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know.
Don't point that beard at me, it might go off