Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.
Hello, I must be going.
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood
But what makes wage slaves? Wages!
Humor is reason gone mad.
Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah-He used to live in whales for a while
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
I hope they bury me near a strait man
Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement
I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip
I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy
Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much
I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove