Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Here lies Groucho Marx and Lies and Lies and Lies P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl.
I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.
We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.
I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls.
Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
Did I ever tell you how I shot a wild elephant in my pyjamas? How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know.
Don't point that beard at me, it might go off
I would horsewhip you if I had a horse
I would never belong to a group that would accept someone like me as a member.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
I don't care to join and club that's prepared to have me as a member.