Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.
There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
Comedians are a much rarer and far more valuable commodity than all the gold and precious stones in the world.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
Did I ever tell you how I shot a wild elephant in my pyjamas? How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know.
Don't point that beard at me, it might go off
I would horsewhip you if I had a horse
I would never belong to a group that would accept someone like me as a member.
I don't care to join and club that's prepared to have me as a member.
I worked myself up from nothing to extreme poverty.