Graham Chapman
Graham Chapman
Graham Arthur Chapmanwas an English comedian, writer, actor, and one of the six members of the surreal comedy group Monty Python. He played authority figures such as the Colonel and the lead role in two Python films, Holy Grail and Life of Brian...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 January 1941
wine order medicine
Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system, and public health ... what have the Romans ever done for us? Brought peace!
sorry worry once-upon-a-time
McGough: I'm sorry. I'm afraid I've caught poetry. Mr Bones: Oh really? Well, don't worry, sir - I used to suffer from short stories. McGough: Really? When? Mr Bones: Oh, once upon a time ...
color names quests
WHAT is your name? WHAT is your quest? and WHAT is your favorite color?
light giving looks
When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best... And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life.
philosophy black-and-white color
My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white.
perfectly-normal medical phenomenon
Exploding is a perfectly normal medical phenomenon.
thinking long make-you-think
Sir Beldevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt! Sir Beldevere: A newt? Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better. Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!
silly camelot
Camelot is a silly place.
holy-grail ugly tails
When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled.
newts
She turned me into a newt. ... But I got better...
mean british-navy cannibalism
There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount.
mean holy-grail peasants
I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
justified feels
We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified.
interviews bed breakfast
Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.