George Will
George Will
George Frederick Willis an American newspaper columnist and political commentator. He is a Pulitzer Prize–winner known for his conservative commentary on politics. In 1986, The Wall Street Journal called him "perhaps the most powerful journalist in America," in a league with Walter Lippmann...
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth4 May 1941
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Creative semantics is the key to contemporary government; it consists of talking in strange tongues lest the public learn the inevitable inconveniently early.
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Was he joking? Was he being sarcastic? Aggressive? Impertinent? Or just courteous? There was no telling from his impassive face. What a country, he thought despairingly. In Russia you always knew. If a man made a stern face he was threatening; if he was laughing uproariously, he was joking.
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The secret of a successful restaurant is sharp knives.
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The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend.
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If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
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Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?
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How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.
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Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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A good motto to live by: "Always try not to get killed.
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I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.