George Lopez
George Lopez
George Lopezis an American comedian, actor, and talk show host. He is known for starring in his self-produced ABC sitcom George Lopez. His stand-up comedy examines race and ethnic relations, including Mexican American culture. Lopez has received several honors for his work and contributions to the Latino community, including the 2003 Imagen Vision Award, the 2003 Latino Spirit Award for Excellence in Television and the National Hispanic Media Coalition Impact Award. He was also named one of "The Top 25...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth23 April 1961
CityLos Angeles, CA
CountryUnited States of America
This is L.A. You wanna learn Spanish? Take the bus.
Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.
Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.
Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!
From now on, we're home schooling you. Whatever we don't know, you don't know. When did the Korean War start? I don't know, and neither do you!
if you make waffles, throw out the first one.
George: Why've you had a grudge against your brother for 15 years? Benny: We Lopezes are a proud people... George: You have a birthday lunch at Denny's every month. We're not that proud!
No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next to you is laughing so hard he accidentally farts. BOOM! Friends for life!
Two wrongs do not make a right; but three rights make a left.
We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.
We are now the proud owners of a white boy. Now we have to shop in the caucasian isle and get sunscreen, mayonaise and mild salsa because the other ones really hawt!
The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just because it's Valentine's Day.'
I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants.
One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair.