George Carlin
George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlinwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth12 May 1937
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
A good motto to live by: "Always try not to get killed.
I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered at about the same fifty percent rate. Half the time I get what I want, half the time I don't...Same as the four-leaf clover and the horseshoe...same as the voodoo lady who tells you your fortune by squeezing the goat's testicles. It's all the same...so just pick your superstition, sit back, make a wish, and enjoy yourself...
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?