George Carlin
George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlinwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth12 May 1937
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.
Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer.
Life is a zero sum game.
Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you're just what they're looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.
No one who has had "Taps" played for them has ever been able to hear it.
The best thing about living at the water's edge: You only have assholes on three sides of you, and if they come this way you can hear them splash.
Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin' ready to hang himself.
If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.
Most of the time people feel okay. Probably it's because at the moment they're not actually dying.
When you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn't a lot worth paying attention to.
If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? What year did Jesus think it was?
I used to be Irish Catholic. Now I'm an American - you know, you grow.
You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.