George Carlin
George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlinwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth12 May 1937
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend.
If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?
How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
A good motto to live by: "Always try not to get killed.
I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?