George Carlin
George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlinwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth12 May 1937
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Matt 13:57. Then Jesus told them, 'A prophet is honored everywhere except in his own hometown and among his own family.' The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard
Everyone smiles in the same language.
Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
Always do whatever's next.
I find it discouraging - and a bit depressing - when I notice the unequal treatment afforded by the media to UFO believers on the one hand, and on the other, to those who believe in an invisible supreme being who inhabits the sky.
Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.
Meow” means “woof” in cat.
How is it possible to have a civil war?
The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
Is there another word for synonym?
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away